It's like riding a bike. No, it's actually not a damn thing like that.

I have not blogged, let alone made any manner of romantic contact with a computer in quite some time. I know this is a huge disappointment for you. I've let you down, and what's worse, is that I've left with you alone with only Warren and Todd to fancy your intellect with wit and whimsy. God, I am so sorry. Warren must be flat ass broke in the ideas department, you know, considering he transcribed a text message exchange, and we all know that since Todd was part of that exchange, Todd now sees it fit that he needn't post a blog of his own, as this one should last him a good month or so. :) :P :O

The reason I have not blogged or been romantic with my computer is I AIN'T GOT NO JOB and AIN'T HAVING NO JOB somehow has interfered with the ability to pay my whore of a computer's pimp, aka, The Cable Company. This is such an inconvenience. Three weeks I've been without my love, my Internet, and that makes for about three weeks of very complicated, frustrating and lonely masturbating. I've had to invent new ways of exciting my brain. I'm a very unimaginative person when it comes to sex, well, self sex. It's a desperate act; a last resort if you will, and the man who finds himself stumbling down the path sans a lady on his arm, finds himself with his hand on his penis late at night, suffering himself and really just wanting to get it over with. I'm sure there are those who probably sit around and try to prolong it, enjoy it, make it mean something, but if you're taking it that far, then more than likely you've got bigger issues to beat out other than the fact it's been six months since you've gotten laid. I'm a bitter man. A bitter, jobless, sexless man.

Why am I making this blog about this? I am so sorry. Moving on.

I'm on a friend's computer, using up all of their Internet. You can do that, use up all of some one's Internet. That shit runs out. (something is telling me that Warren has used this line or something similar to it in the past. Oh well, I haven't yet, so I'm going with it.)

It's like 2:40 am, I've done put in about five resumes tonight and I'm tired. There's a soft bed next door and I'm heading for it.

Knight.

(during the spell check, 'Knight' was recommended to me to replace my cute little 'G'night'. I'm going with it.)