Aaaaaah, Twinkies?

Early this evening I was sitting in my living room going over some different ideas to write about. I was looking through my notebook, reviewing some old notes and jotting a few new ones down when it dawned on me, what would happen if I was to write a blog about a topic that has already been written. I don't mean just the general idea, I mean everything about it right down to the content and its structure. Could something like that even be possible and be a genuine coincidence? I'm not a fan of plagiarism, in fact I think it's downright crooked and lazy, but again, with six billion plus people on the planet, surely the odds of two people having almost the exact same idea and bringing them both to fruition must be fairly high. It would be akin to having an idea for an invention and then a few days later seeing pretty much the same idea being sold on an infomercial.

Well, with that off my chest, I'll begin the real blog that I originally came here to write.

Something happened to me today, although it wasn't all that great. I bought a package of Twinkies from the gas station and put them in my freezer for a little bit so they would get cold right away so that when I got around to eat the Twinkies they'd be good and cold and fulfilling.

IT GETS SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE FROM HERE!!!

The fucking worst part being that I totally let it slip my mind about buying a package of Twinkies from the gas station and my putting them in the freezer so that when I got around to eat the Twinkies they'd be good and cold and fulfilling. I wasn't even thinking about that shit till just now, when I opened the freezer door to get a Dr. Thunder. The Twinkies that I let slip my mind were sitting before me! All good and cold and...frozen to hell. I can't eat them now, the good and cold and frozen to hell Twinkies. Fuck those Twinkies.

I'm curious as to whether or not they have Twinkies in Mexico? If you're an illegal alien sympathizer, you should buy those border jumpers a package or two of Twinkies. I don't think they sell Twinkies in Mexico.

Great Zeus, these Twinkies are really frozen! I sure as shit wish I could eat these frozen Twinkies.

I'm so pissed off at these frozen Twinkies, if I saw a commercial for Twinkies I'd start screaming and kicking my TV.

Twinkies my ass. I bet Zingers wouldn't freeze like this shit did.