joe rogan

One of my fears is one morning, going to take a shower, I pull the curtain back and there's a velociraptor. Because you just know the shit's about to hit the fan then, am I right? Of course I am. Give me a T-rex any day of the week.
On a completely related note, I remember feeling sorry for the baby t-rex that they captured and used as bait in The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2. Something about animals crying, even if they are animatronic copies of beings extinct for millions of years. And yet, not one complaint from PETA. Dicks.
Jon Lovitz probably doesn't like himself. If I were him, I wouldn't.