JUN 29 - Karma - (The Known Universe)
You opened it, so you must believe in it too. Something good will happen to you between 12:00 PM - 9:00 PM tomorrow, it could happen anywhere or any time. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Repost this in another city within the next five minutes. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow.
Let's be honest. Probably not. I was hoping this would be a big tub of unused karma -- the good kind. Or maybe someone's grandpa's old karma from the 1970s. Or some karma that the kids have grown out of. This kind of karma -- the chain letter kind -- sucks. The known universe? Are you suggesting there isn't karma in the unknown parts of the universe, which is like, 99.99999999999% of the universe? If I give a bum a sandwich and there's no one there to see it, does it make the sound of one hand clapping?
JUN 27 - Free Greatest International Online MMORPG Brwosing Games
Do you enjoy Massive multi player games like Everquest? Are you tired of having someone that's level 200 smash your little 4th level character? Then try fallen sword. It's 100% free. Theres over 2 million registered players. And the only people that can attack you have to be with in 5 levels of you. Very well balanced and fun game if you have the time. Once your in if you want to play contact me and I'll even donate you some geat to get started. My in game name is zeta21.
What? What are you giving away for free? A tip? About computer games? Look, zeta 21, if I wanted to be a gigantic, unsexed nerd I would just travel back in time ten years and hang out with myself.
JUN 27 - FREE WEBCAM
I swear it works! I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE WEBCAM IF YOU SIGN UP. I GET $2 FOR EVERY REFERRAL AND TO SIGN UP IS FREE. I heard about these companies that pay you online for clicking some of their ads and i didnt believe it but this company is different. I actually made $5 my first day. Pretty amazing.
Wow! Five-dollars?! Then what did you do? Throw your glad rags on and treat your red hot dame to a bit of the old hoity-toity jig-jag razzamatazz moving picture show The Great Depression cars only come in one color? Five-dollars is not a lot of money.
JUN 15 - is this even allowed? - (Amsterdam)
hey i'm not sure if anyone wants it but i have four full bottles of focus factor that i don't need. a friend gave them to me and they've never been opened. let me know if your interested.
Huh. This one actually sounds legit. Um, sure, I'll take that Focus Factor.
JUN 1 - send me your buds to recycle
send me your nuggets to confidentially recycle them
no bullshit
Way to play up the stereotype, Amsterdam. Just so we're clear, I know exactly what recycling buds is, so don't think I'm just acting cool with it but that I'm secretly anxious about this conversation and hope you don't catch on to my ignorance concerning drug recycling. Totally down with the drug game, over here. Fishscale.
Free Gas Dryer (Parkville)
Free Broken Gas Powered Dryer. You Haul
No.
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