BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE GREAT THING.The great thing is that I completely forgot that I bought a package of chocolate Zingers from the store and put them in my refrigerator so that when I decided to eat the Zingers they'd be nice and cool and satisfying. I'd forgotten until just now, when I opened the refrigerator door to get a Wild Cherry Pepsi. The Zingers I'd forgotten about were right there! All nice and cool and potentially satisfying. I'm eating them now, the nice and cool and satisfying Zingers. They are nice and cool and satisfying.
I wonder if they have Zingers in Saudi Arabia? If you're making a care package for a soldier, maybe throw in a package or two of Zingers? I don't think they sell Zingers over there. Sure, since you're mailing the Zingers, they won't be nice and cool and satisfying like mine, but they'll be nice and satisfying for the soldier, all the same. Besides, after shooting our enemies in the face all day, I doubt any solider is going to get nit-picky when it comes to the temperature of his Zingers, you know?
God, these Zingers are really good! It's like, they so got the name right for this particular confection -- "Zingers." It's like they're zinging with taste. Like a zing of taste to the mouth with these Zingers.
A good Zingers commercial would maybe be, say, a baseball team is down by a run in the bottom of the ninth, and the batter is really nervous because there's a man on second and two outs. Somebody on his team -- the coach or whatever -- gives him a Zinger like, "Hey, man, try this," and the batter takes a bite like, "Wow, okay!"
Then when he gets to the plate he's got all this confidence and the pitcher is like, "Oh, boy. What am I in for?" And the batter hits a home run, and as he's stepping on home plate he holds up a package of Zingers at the camera and says, "Zingers. When you're looking for that ZING power." Really emphasizing the "ZING" and maybe nodding at the package of Zingers he's holding while saying it.
I can't eat this third Zinger.
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