What issues will Todd have with the brand new BUDDYZ!-brand Buddies web log?

It can't be the title bar. I knocked that shit out of the ballpark. He might not go for the blog name, itself -- BUDDYZ!-brand Buddies -- but the rest of us know that this is top shelf blog titling. Further, using the top half of our faces in the banner was a bold and hilarious move. This is not even to mention the My Buddy doll. A classic stroke, in and of itself.

The margins are pleasing, the fonts pristine. Really, I can't think of a reason for Todd not to fall instantly in love with what I've done here, and why shouldn't he? After all, he lifted not a finger to help get this blog started. Judging my work would only cast him in ungrateful, ugly light.

To the readers of BUDDYZ!-brand Buddies: Hello, I love you. I've no doubt either Todd or I know you personally, and we look forward to your reading our knee-slapping yarns and emotionally charged ruminations.

Todd and Warren represent the current BUDDYZ! staff, but be on the lookout for other buddies along the way. You never quite know who will drop by around here!!! You'll love it, guaranteed. But at its core, BUDDYZ!-brand Buddies will be a blog by as well as for its creators. Because no matter how funny you think we may be, I guarantee you we find ourselves more hilarious still.

This is all that matters in the end. That we find it funny. Or interesting. Or terrifying. Whatever. What I'm trying to say is that what we think matters most, and what you think is a distant second. If ideas and feelings were Olympic sprinters, ours would be Usain Bolt, and yours would be one of the other sprinters who lost to Usain Bolt by a quarter mile. Your defeat is colossal, yes, but it still gets you a silver medal. Some people prefer silver!

Here's hoping Todd accepts the invitation to join this blog and posts something within the month. That's all for now, but before I leave you, a final word -- boners.