Once upon a time, there was a princess named Princess Elizabeth. One day she went to the slums to buy cheese. That's where she met Warren. Warren was a cheese selling maniac! He also packed heat. He shot a man to show the princess that he didn't take shit from NOBODY.
Princess Elizabeth was turned on by this hard S.O.B. But on the inside Warren was a fucked up individual. He didn't want to be a murdering cheese seller at all. He really wanted to dance. Dance on the grave of the man he shot, which he did. Elizabeth was like, "Woooooooow."
They soon married because Warren never vacillates. Actually, they had to marry because Warren got the princess pregnant because he is hard. Or was hard, rather.
ANYMOFUCKINGWAYZ, they soon went on their honeymoon to Mexico where Warren picked up the cocaine habit and beat Elizabeth.
The End!!!!!!
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