How the hell did I end up here? The last thing I remember is being mid sentence typing a blog at WordPress and well, is that...is that you, TV's Patrick Duffy next to me in bed?
BANG! I'm here. I feel like the third wheel on a tricycle. You know, the big ass wheel in the front that leads the other two, less impressive wheels that are in the back. That's right, all the talent on this page is going to come from yours truly. I jest. I jest because I love. I love because I care and caring leads to the good side of the Force. Two paragraphs in and I'm already making lousy Star Wars jokes. This cannot be a good sign.
Resonating behind the content of this page will be the efforts and expressions of some truly talented and comedic gods not seen since the likes of that other comedic god, Ares. What a joker! I've read just about every blog that Wubdub and TG have posted in other, unfamiliar and would be dangerous regions of the Internet to you die hard Bloggers, so I can only say this: The content that will appear on this page is going to be so hard, so 'in yo face', so sexy and captivting it will make a slave of your attention in such a way that you'll wish a pimp Abe Lincoln would burst through your door and lay some emancipation bitch slap across your face just so you could take a moment and breathe.
Okay, enough with the introductions. Did I hear talk of barely legal pornography?
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GAG REEL: Patrick Duffy isn't lying in bed with you, Travis. He's just getting out of the shower.
Who's the big wheel, now?
Anway, welcome and thanks for being here. Glad to have you. NOW GET TO FUCKING WORK.
We don't play 'round here.
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